1. What color is a burp?
- Burple
2. Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
- Because he was looking for Pooh.
3. How do you say for ABC-s backwards?
- CBA
4. Why the mathbook so unhappy?
- Because its full of problems.
5. Why cant a bicycle stand up?
- Because its two tired.
6. Why did the bacon laugh?
- Because the egg cracked a yolk.
7. Why did the man freeze his money?
- He wanted cold, hard cash.
8. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
- In the dictionary.
9. Why did the Pilgrims pants always fall down?
- Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
10. What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
- Hip-hop
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