An American lawyer and an Indonesian passenger were sitting next to each
other on a long flight from New York to Jakarta.The lawyer thought that
all Indonesian were so dumb that he could get over on them, easily.
So the lawyer asked if the Indonesian would like to play a fun game. The
Indonesian was tired and just wanted to take a nap, so he politely
declined, and tried to catch a few winks.The lawyer persisted, and said
that the game was a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't
know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know
the answer, I will pay you $500", he said.
This caught the Indonesian's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he
agreed to play the game.
The lawyer asked the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth
to the Moon?' The Indonesian didn't say a word, reached in his pocket,
pulled out a five-dollar bill, and handed it to the lawyer.
Now, it was the Indonesian's turn. He asked the lawyer, 'What goes up a
hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' After asking the question
without waiting for the answer, he went right back to sleep.
The lawyer used his laptop and searched all references he could find on
the Net. He sent e-mails to all the smart friends he knew, all to no
avail. After one hour of searching he finally gave up. He woke up the
Indonesian and handed him $500. The Indonesian pocketed the $500 and went
right back to sleep.The lawyer was going nuts not knowing the answer. He
woke the Indonesian up and asked, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three
legs and comes down with four?"The Indonesian reached in his pocket,
handed the lawyer $5 and went back to sleep.
Never Judge a Book By Its Cover!
Friday, June 26, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
QUESTION & ANSWERS FOR JOKES
1. What color is a burp?
- Burple
2. Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
- Because he was looking for Pooh.
3. How do you say for ABC-s backwards?
- CBA
4. Why the mathbook so unhappy?
- Because its full of problems.
5. Why cant a bicycle stand up?
- Because its two tired.
6. Why did the bacon laugh?
- Because the egg cracked a yolk.
7. Why did the man freeze his money?
- He wanted cold, hard cash.
8. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
- In the dictionary.
9. Why did the Pilgrims pants always fall down?
- Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
10. What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
- Hip-hop
- Burple
2. Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
- Because he was looking for Pooh.
3. How do you say for ABC-s backwards?
- CBA
4. Why the mathbook so unhappy?
- Because its full of problems.
5. Why cant a bicycle stand up?
- Because its two tired.
6. Why did the bacon laugh?
- Because the egg cracked a yolk.
7. Why did the man freeze his money?
- He wanted cold, hard cash.
8. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
- In the dictionary.
9. Why did the Pilgrims pants always fall down?
- Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
10. What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
- Hip-hop
Fruits & Vegetables
Which bean can be a people?
The answer is.....
Mr. Bean
Which melon is on the water inside?
The answer is.....
watermelon
What leaf can go outside?
The answer is....
Leaf outside, please...
The answer is.....
Mr. Bean
Which melon is on the water inside?
The answer is.....
watermelon
What leaf can go outside?
The answer is....
Leaf outside, please...
China’s Mission Impossible
Mr.Han Tsu Jud, a singer and soldier China met Mrs.Jane Julaeha, singer and member of Opposition Party Malaysia. They fall in love at the first sight. They speak in English little bit but they can understand each other by ing titles of world’s popular songs to communicate. Here they are:
Jane Julaeha: ”HEY JUDE. How is Human Rights in China?”
Han Tsu Jud : ”LADY JANE. Every human in China is okay”
Jane Julaeha: ”I HAVE NO SATISFACTION”
Han Tsu Jud : ”I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. PLEASE FORGIVE ME”
Jane Julaeha: ”DON’T LET DOWN. LET’S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER”
Han Tsu Jud : ”YOU ARE MY INSPIRATION. NO BODY BUT YOU. I’LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU”
Jane Julaeha: ”MY HEART WILL GO ON. But why no Human Rights in China?”
Han Tsu Jud : ”HARD TO SAY I’AM SORRY! Because we have 1,5 billions people in China
Jane Julaeha: ”TELL ME WHY. SOLDIER OF FORTUNE”
Han Tsu Jud : ”JUST THE TWO OF US:…too many human beings to be given their rights”
Jane Julaeha: ”HEY JUDE. How is Human Rights in China?”
Han Tsu Jud : ”LADY JANE. Every human in China is okay”
Jane Julaeha: ”I HAVE NO SATISFACTION”
Han Tsu Jud : ”I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. PLEASE FORGIVE ME”
Jane Julaeha: ”DON’T LET DOWN. LET’S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER”
Han Tsu Jud : ”YOU ARE MY INSPIRATION. NO BODY BUT YOU. I’LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU”
Jane Julaeha: ”MY HEART WILL GO ON. But why no Human Rights in China?”
Han Tsu Jud : ”HARD TO SAY I’AM SORRY! Because we have 1,5 billions people in China
Jane Julaeha: ”TELL ME WHY. SOLDIER OF FORTUNE”
Han Tsu Jud : ”JUST THE TWO OF US:…too many human beings to be given their rights”
Mr. Bean Series: At an ATM Machine
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
Obama’s Dreams of Success
During President Obama’s visit to Asia, he had an interview with a Chinese journalist.
Journalist:“Could you tell me how you become
the US President, sir?”
Obama :“Oh, it’s all about my dreams”
Journalist:”Tell me”
Obama :”When I was a kid in Jakarta Indonesia
I had some dreams”
Journalist:“Tell me”
Obama :“When my rivals were speaking in
English everyday, I was dreaming it"
Journalist:“Then?”
Obama :“When my rivals were practicing human
rights, I was dreaming of it because
I found it in theory in Indonesia”
Journalist:“Then?”
Obama :“When my rivals were viewing The
White House, I was dreaming of
entering The The White House”
Journalist:“Then?”
Obama :“Last year, when my rivals were just
dreaming of entering The White House,
my last dream came true: Entering
The White House. My rivals were just
too late to dream!!!”
Journalist:“Could you tell me how you become
the US President, sir?”
Obama :“Oh, it’s all about my dreams”
Journalist:”Tell me”
Obama :”When I was a kid in Jakarta Indonesia
I had some dreams”
Journalist:“Tell me”
Obama :“When my rivals were speaking in
English everyday, I was dreaming it"
Journalist:“Then?”
Obama :“When my rivals were practicing human
rights, I was dreaming of it because
I found it in theory in Indonesia”
Journalist:“Then?”
Obama :“When my rivals were viewing The
White House, I was dreaming of
entering The The White House”
Journalist:“Then?”
Obama :“Last year, when my rivals were just
dreaming of entering The White House,
my last dream came true: Entering
The White House. My rivals were just
too late to dream!!!”
Monday, June 1, 2009
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
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